The World According To Emma

Dressed for school and ready to GO!

Car rides to Em's school in the morning are often very interesting. She is prone to the oddest declarations while chilling in the back seat. Here are some sample sentences from today's drive - all uttered with no perceivable frame of reference.
"Butterflies eat bugs and oranges."
"Mom, stop! I wanna climb that tree!"
"I don't like yucky doctor medicine, but I DO like breathing treatments."
"Sophie is my little baby."
"Can the pigeon drive the bus?" [10 second pause.] "No."
"Boys pee standing up and girls pee sitting down."
"And that's the problem with ripped pants."