Signs you may be a teensy bit scatterbrained

1. You try to open the grocery store's automatic door with your car's keyless entry. (This is not the first time this has happened.)
2. While waiting for a red light to change, you idle behind a car for approximately five minutes before realizing that a) said car is turned off; b) said car has no driver inside; c) said car is, in fact, parked; and d) you overshot the exit lane entirely and are actually still within the confines of the parking lot.
3. You ask a department store clerk to please put the refund on your carrot card. Twice.
4. You begin breaking up ice in the freezer and discover the Girl Scout permission slip that has been "missing" for four days is sitting in your icemaker.