Emma: "That's awkward."
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Soph: "Mommy. Emma's talking rude to me."
Em: "No, I'm not! That's just my normal voice. When I'm rude to you, believe me...you'll know it."
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Sophie: "So this [points to front] is my vagina, and this [points to back] is my butt."
Pause. Em rolls eyes.
Em: "But you still don't know your letters. Sheesh."
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Em: "I don't care if the patterns on my clothes don't match. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY OWN BODY!"
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Em: "I love pretty things. Pretty things make the world just...light right up!"
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Boy in park: "Bye, Emma!"
Em: "Um...bye."
Me: "Who was that?"
Em: "I don't know. Some kid from camp."
Me: "But he knew your name."
Em: "So? Everybody knows my name."
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Soph: "Emma, you hurted my feelings."
Me: "Emma, did you hear your sister? What do you say?"
Em: "Sophie, I'm sorry you made me hurt your feelings by being annoying."
Me: "Emma...."
Em: "Oh yeah, I forgot. And I forgive you."
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Soph: "Charleete and Penguin are in falling love and married. They sleep together like you and Daddy!"
Me: "Awww, how sweet. Do they have kids like me and Daddy too?"
Soph: "Yes. But Penguin got hungry and ated them for dinner. Now he is in a time out."
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