I'm too busy/lazy to think up my own blog topics right now, so I'm gonna steal from my youngest instead. Here are some random quotes/observations from Sophie this week that made me giggle.
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Started using the phrase My Little Pony as an exclamation. Examples:
"My Little Pony, it's a beautiful day!"
"Ugh. I can't get my pants up! My. Little. PONY!"
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Pointing at a black smart car: "Hey! That car looks like a peppermint patty!"
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Listening to "Teenage Dream" (GLEE version) in the car: "I asked Daddy to sing this to me for lullaby last night, but he didn't know da words. Daddy mean to me!"
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Listening to "If I Had A Million Dollars" in the car: "I loved this song when I was a boy."
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Listening to Miley Cyrus's "Party in the U.S.A." in the car: "Hannah Mun-dana is a boy-girl. She has a vagina just like me!"
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In car, just after going over a speed bump: "Mommy, when you go 'bum-da-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-BUM-da-dum' it makes my tummy feel funny."
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Exchange between Sophie and her babysitter Margaret:
Margaret: "Would you like to read a book?"
Sophie: "Sure!"
Margaret: "How about this one? Once upon a time..."
Sophie: "I really, really, REALLY love all the single ladies."
Margaret: "Hmm? What did you say? Oh, do you mean the song?"
Sophie: "What you say?"
Margeret: "The song 'All The Single Ladies'? I love that song too."
Sophie: "You silly. Now read."
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Peering into the toilet bowl post-defecation: "Look! The toilet paper is hugging the poop! They are friends!"
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Decided to take two buckets of sidewalk chalk trick-or-treating, which consisted of loops around the apartment and repeated stops at my "door" to yell, "Ding dong chalk! Halloween us!"
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Asked if we could "stick to home" and then requested popcorn for breakfast. When I agreed to both, she started dancing in the middle of the kitchen floor and squealing, "I so happy like I never been! Thank you, Mommy!"
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Typed numbers into the calculator and then asked her Daddy what 7:30 means. Chris replied that he didn't know. Sophie leaned right into his face and whisper-shouted, "It means KAY."
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Sophie: "There are no crabs at Red Lobster."
Me: "Really? Where did they go?"
Sophie: "They go home."
Me: "How did they get there?"
Sophie: "They crawled and crawled and crawled until they weren't there anymore."
Me: "Oh. That's nice."
Sophie: "Does dat make you sad, Mommy?"
Me: "That the crabs are gone? No, I'm glad they got home safely."
Sophie: "Me, too. They are so brave. They my favorites."
Me: "Your favorite crabs?"
Sophie: "No. My favorite friends."
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