Thursday, June 30, 2011

Sh** My Kids Say

Sophie: "My butt itches."
Emma: "That's awkward."
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Soph: "Mommy. Emma's talking rude to me."
Em: "No, I'm not! That's just my normal voice. When I'm rude to you, believe me...you'll know it."
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Sophie: "So this [points to front] is my vagina, and this [points to back] is my butt."
Pause. Em rolls eyes.
Em: "But you still don't know your letters. Sheesh."
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Em: "I don't care if the patterns on my clothes don't match. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY OWN BODY!"
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Em: "I love pretty things. Pretty things make the world just...light right up!"
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Boy in park: "Bye, Emma!"
Em: "Um...bye."
Me: "Who was that?"
Em: "I don't know. Some kid from camp."
Me: "But he knew your name."
Em: "So? Everybody knows my name."
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Soph: "Emma, you hurted my feelings."
Me: "Emma, did you hear your sister? What do you say?"
Em: "Sophie, I'm sorry you made me hurt your feelings by being annoying."
Me: "Emma...."
Em: "Oh yeah, I forgot. And I forgive you."
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Soph: "Charleete and Penguin are in falling love and married. They sleep together like you and Daddy!"
Me: "Awww, how sweet. Do they have kids like me and Daddy too?"
Soph: "Yes. But Penguin got hungry and ated them for dinner. Now he is in a time out."

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Summer Days

 Sam & Sophie

 Sophie & Sam

 Frolicking

Daddy time

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Currents: Emma

Current Books: Emma is a voracious and enthusiastic reader, just like her mama. (Yes, I'm proud. Deal with it.) Right now she is reading Ramona and her Father. She just finished the first Sisters 8 book and loved it. Chris and I bought her the rest of the series as a gift for getting ALL A's ON HER REPORT CARD FOR THE ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR. (Yes, I'm proud. Deal with it.) When the books came in the mail, she squealed and paraded the books around the house like trophies. She is also heavily into the Rainbow Fairy books and received many for her birthday. She has her own library card and basically reads whatever she can get her hands on.

Current Music: The latest requested downloads were Justin Bieber's "Overboard" and Black Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow." She loves pop music, anything she hears on the radio when riding the bus. She still loves Ke$ha, which somehow makes me feel I've failed as a mother. (I'm not a prude, and I let Em listen to a lot of mindless pop music that makes me feel like my brain is bleeding, but the woman actually spells her name with a dollar sign. For that reason alone, I will never pay for any of her music. Ever. But I digress...) She also likes Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Katy Perry and Kelly Clarkson. She doesn't like boy singers because they sound "dumb." (Justin is the exception because, "Duh! He sounds like a girl." Which...is true.)

Current TV/Film: Her favorite TV show right now is "Good Luck, Charlie" on the Disney Channel. For movies, she likes her same princess movies - Tangled currently tops the list - but she also likes going to the movie theater a lot. We recently saw Kung Fu Panda 2, and Aunt Jayme took her to see the new Judy Moody movie. She seemed to really enjoy them both. On her summer list of movies she wants to see are A Dolphin's Tale and Mr. Popper's Penguins. No interest at all in Cars 2: "Yuck. That's a boy movie."

Current Shame-Inducing Guilty Pleasure: The only thing that really comes to mind is that she still shakes her body with excitement, which always looks to an outsider a bit like she's having a seizure. At this point, I don't know when or if she'll ever outgrow the habit.

Current Color: Pink. Always and forever, I fear.

Current Links: She plays games on Nick Jr., and she likes to print out activity books and word ladders and coloring sheets from various kid-friendly sites.

Current Fetish: Hmmm...well, she likes to have her nails painted, but only in a pattern. The latest was three pink, then two red. She also still refuses to wear anything but dresses, unless she is going to camp and has no choice. The other day she wore her friend Olivia's high heels to the park and got a terrible blister on her heel. When I pointed out that high heels are not really appropriate footwear for the playground, she replied, "But Mom. I want to look BEAUTIFUL. Even when I am hanging from the monkey bars."

Current Outfit: yellow and green polka-dotted sundress

Current Drink: After recently coming back from the dentist and being told that juice is not good for her teeth, she is big into green tea. She really likes her dentist and actually listens to what she says. In other news, I am considering going to dental school.

Current Wish List: Oh my...how much time ya got?
  1. An ipod
  2. High heeled shoes
  3. Her hair to be as long as Rapunzel's, "or maybe just to my knees because I don't want to get bugs in it."
  4. Acting classes (I mentioned that maybe she could take a class somewhere once school starts again. She then told my friend Whitney, "Mommy is going to let me be an actress in the fall.")
  5. BOOKS!
  6. Disney World
  7. To drink soda on a regular basis (I plan to solicit our dentist's help in nipping this particular wish in the bud.)
  8. Ice cream from the ice cream man in the park. Daily.

Current Triumph: She is starting to memorize some of her multiplication tables, and she's super excited about it. She isn't as solid on them as she thinks though. Yesterday she screeched, "I know my times!" Then she told me 2x3=4 and 4x3=11. Her Daddy taught her how to float at the pool Saturday, and she was bragging about it as if she'd won Olympic gold. Although again, she overestimates her prowess a bit. For her, success constitutes staying above water for approximately 10 seconds before becoming submerged and choking on chlorine. Still, it was definitely a triumph.   

Current Bane Of Her Existence: Probably Sophie, honestly. She is remarkably patient with her little sister most of the time, but Sophie is definitely able to drive her crazy like nothing else can. (And frankly, Sophie's been a whiny pain lately, so I can only sympathize with Emma's dilemma.) It doesn't help that Sophie adores Emma and mimics everything she does. Em also despises sunscreen and tangles in her hair.

Current Celebrity Crush: Lady Gaga. Teddy from "Good Luck, Charlie." Miss Ruth, her camp counselor. (Maybe not a celebrity, but definitely a crush.)

Current Indulgence: Mint chocolate chip ice cream cones from Oberweis, Coke (only on her birthday and New Year's Eve), and Fun Dip.

Current Excitement: She's very excited to be in camp, and to have her first field trip to the zoo. She is also excited to see all her grandparents over the summer, and to go to Ohio with the Dippels. She is excited about writing in her journal and reading her books and staying up late and having sleepovers with Olivia and coloring the perfect princess picture and eating Wolfy's for dinner and going to the pool. Emma gets excited about a lot of things.

Current Mood: She's still moody, but she is also maturing. Emma is full of life and imagination. She is capable of extreme goofiness and revels in being silly. She is a loving, affectionate seven-year-old girl who still thinks nothing of making up a song called "I Love Mommy" and singing it to me every night before she goes to sleep, or shouting "My Mommy rocks!" in the park when I spin her fast on the tire swing, or grabbing my hand to hold as we walk down the sidewalk together. I know her demonstrativeness is bound to go away as she gets older, which makes me treasure every snuggle and "I love you" all the more. In short, I'd say her mood lately is very, very happy...and she makes those around her very, very happy too.
 

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Currents: Sophie

Current Books: The latest is her pop-up alphabet book, but it changes all the time. Consistent choices include look-and-find books and the Brain Quest series. She likes anything interactive.

Current Music: Right now, the two songs she requests the most are Maroon 5's cover of "Pure Imagination" and Sean Kingston/Justin Bieber's "Eenie Meenie." It's hard to get her to listen to age-appropriate stuff because she wants to listen to the same songs her big sister likes, although she did ask for "the bee-nana song" (ie, the "Ralph's World" theme song by the Banana Splits) approximately 15 times this weekend. Also, she still gets a kick out of  Pete Seeger's "I Had A Rooster." She and Emma giggle like mad at the part where the baby goes "AWK AWK AWK." (For those that don't know the song, it is pretty funny.)

Current TV/Film: Her two most-requested TV shows of the moment are "Peppa Pig" and "Wow Wow Wubbzy." As for movies, both girls really dig Tangled. Sophie still asks for Thumbelina regularly, but it recently disappeared from our house under mysterious circumstances. Only after I told Chris how upset Sophie was by the movie's absence was the DVD suddenly "found" under the TV console. Now Daddy's a hero for finding it, and Sophie is euphoric to have her beloved film back. Chris claims complete innocence regarding the entire situation, but I do remember the man once claimed that listening to Thumbelina's voice made him want to commit suicide. Just sayin'.

Current Shame-Inducing Guilty Pleasure: I caught her the other day licking everything she walked past in the grocery store. Wall, steel, Lunchables, bologna packages, ham slices, chips display, diapers. So weird. Usually she's content to just touch them. I don't know if you'd call this a "pleasure," but one weird thing she just stopped doing is taking off all her clothes to go poop. Not pee, just poop. She also really likes holding a cough drop in each hand when we ride in the car. Why? I've no idea. 

Current Color: She loves purple, pink, green, blue. Bright, happy colors for a bright, happy girl.

Current Links: She likes watching videos on Nick Jr's site, especially lately because we just survived three weeks with a broken TV. She also enjoys watching Emma play games. She can't quite get down how to navigate the mouse herself, so computer gaming for Sophie is currently a spectator sport.

Current Fetish: One fetish that she has unfortunately adopted from her older sister is the determination to wear nothing but dresses. I keep rotating between the six dresses she owns while gazing painfully at the three drawers full of clothes that go unworn. She also continues to have a weird obsession with washing her hands. If we let her wash unmonitored, the exercise always ends with every hand towel soaked and flung on the floor amid a huge puddle of water. As embarrassing as this is to admit, I often don't insist she wash her hands after going to the bathroom because I don't want to deal with the hassle of pulling her away from the sink as she shrieks, "But I not done. THEY ARE STILL NOT CLEAN!"

Current Outfit: Blue striped sundress

Current Drink: Orange juice. Morning, noon and night. She just had her first dentist visit, and we got a lecture on the orange juice fixation. We are trying to put as much water into the concoction as we can, so right now it's at about 70% water/30% juice, and she hasn't complained. She will drink plain water, but only from my water bottle. Sometimes she endures lemonade or fruit punch, but only if it is a Capri Sun. One time I actually got her to drink chocolate milk, but it must have been during a lunar eclipse because my success has never been repeated.

Current Wish List: Sophie really, really, really wants to go to a carnival. Specifically, she wants to go to a carnival with cotton candy and a ferris wheel and a kiddie roller coaster with a dragon on it. We plan on going to Indiana Beach this summer, so hopefully that will suffice. She also wants to go to her friend Juliana's house, even though Juliana's parents have never invited us. Apparently Juliana said something about it at playgroup, and now Sophie asks about it every day and tells random strangers at the post office, "I going to Juliana's house to play today. Not Emma. Just me." Also, this weekend she announced to Chris and me on separate occasions that she wants to go to Red Lobster.

Current Triumph: Sleeping in a big girl bed! She loves loves loves loves loves her new bed. She loves to snuggle on it, jump on it, sleep in it. She gets into bed the same way every time - standing on the foot end and leaping into the air, landing on her pillow face first. Yes, she has a pillow...and a sheet and blanket, too! This shift is huge because she never allowed a single thing in her crib, ever. She even sleeps with a stuffed animal now. She got a kitten beanie baby that she named Cutie, and that seems to be her go-to snuggle. Unfortunately for my heart, she also enjoys taking Cutie around the house and hiding the kitten in unusual places. The other day, I opened up my purse to find a small, furry, gray, rodent-looking thing stuffed inside, and I was so startled that I screamed and threw my purse in the air. Sophie explained that it was only Cutie taking a nap, but it took at least 30 minutes for my heart rate to come down.   

Current Bane Of Her Existence: Eating dinner. No matter what we make for dinner, she only nibbles. She just doesn't seem very interested in this particular meal. Yet she always wants dessert, so there's the rub. Dinnertime has become a constant negotiation of how many bites she needs to eat in order to obtain dessert, and the process often ends with screaming and tears. (Sophie sometimes gets upset, too. Ba DUM bum.)

Current Celebrity Crush: Taylor Swift and Hello, Kitty.

Current Indulgence: A York Peppermint Patty or Fun Dip.

Current Excitement: She's very excited to go to the pool now that it is officially summer. She asks to go "schwimming" every single day. She is also looking forward to seeing Gigi, Paw Paw, and Grandma Kitty in July.

Current Mood: Generally happy, but moody. She is usually sweet and kind and eager to please, but if she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, watch out. She throws, hits, screeches, and dissolves into tears very easily. When she goes down that road, there isn't much to do but wait it out. But for the most part, she is the light of our household, and our lives.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Happy birthday, baby

And time just keeps rolling by right over my face. My baby is now seven years old.

It is no exaggeration to state that on June 9, 2004, my life was changed irrevocably. This feisty, fierce little dynamo was literally drug into the world, and suddenly we were a family. I had dreamed of having a little girl of my own for as long as I can remember, but even in my wildest imaginations, never did my mind conceive of anything as amazing as our Emma Bloom Mathews. Seven years later, she continues to amaze me every single day. No words can ever adequately express what she means to us, so I'll simply say...love you, baby.

Small party this year; only two friends allowed. (I still haven't recovered from the Go Bananas party last year. And I repeat: Never Again.) Em opted for bowling with Zora and Olivia. Sedate, simple, and lots of fun.

There was much debate between the girls about who would get which flower with their slice of cake. I briefly thought there was going to be a throw down over the pink one before lovely Zora pointed out that the birthday girl should have first choice. Disaster (barely) averted. Zora...we love you.
 
 Really, don't the shoes just make the outfit?

 Celebrating a great throw...which probably meant that some pins actually got knocked over. Thank goodness for bumpers.

Do you guys think she liked her presents? I don't know, I can never tell.

Modeling her new birthday dress. After she got it, she proceeded to wear it three days in a row. I had to keep sneaking into her room after she fell asleep, take it off her floor and wash it during the night.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Beach Day!

Today was glorious. Beautiful sunshine, temps in the eighties, slight breeze, no humidity...an absolutely perfect summer day. The exact kind of day that demands enjoyment, even if you happen to have a to-do list over three pages long. So I woke up Sophie from her nap (unheard of!), picked up Emma after school and drove straight to the beach. The girls frolicked for 2 1/2 hours without a single argument or complaint. (Unprecedented!) We all seemed to relax the minute we hit the sand. At one point, Sophie turned to me and said, "You look happy, Mommy. I so glad the beach likes you." TGI-Summer, baby!!!

Sophie showing off her weird new beach ball. Yeah, I know...it's creepy. But hey...do ya dig the hair?

 Nothing warms a girl up better than a Rapunzel beach towel and cheesy rice cakes.

Cold water be damned. The girls take on Lake Michigan.
Born to beach it.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Couldn't make this up if I tried...

Leaving the house this morning, the girls and I actually had this exact conversation:
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Me: "Sophie, why is your dress all pulled up?"
Sophie: "Because. I scratchin' my butt."
Me: "Oh. Okay, then. By all means, carry on."
Emma: "Hey! I thought you said we should only scratch our butts and vaginas in private."
Me: "Well, that is true..."
Sophie: "Emma, you are big. I am three. It's okay to scratch your butt if you are three."
Me: "Well put, Sophie. Still, Emma has a valid point."
Sophie: "What 'valid'?"
Me: "Well..."
Emma: "Besides, it feels good to scratch your vagina. Why is that, Mommy?"
Me: "Um...well..."
Emma: "But we do it in private because if boys saw, they'd be soooo jealous because it feels so good and they don't have one. Just like they don't get to make milk in their boobs. Right, Mommy?"
Me: "Um...right."