Thursday, July 3, 2008

Flushed Away

Sample conversation in the bathroom tonight with Emma:

"A long time ago, Genevieve flushed Craig down into the potty and he went to stay in the city."
"Oh, really?" I replied. "And how did he get back home?"
"A millage* used a plunger and he punged and punged and punged and gotted him out," Emma answered. "Do you remember that?"
"Um...no," I said. "Why would Genevieve flush Craig down the toilet?"
"Um...um...um...," Em hedged, "because I just don't know!"

*plumber? I've no idea what this means

So Craig, if you are reading this...watch your back.

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